This space full of invisible moose.

 

timemachineyeah:

kidroot:

remember when mabel and her friends turned soos into jareth the goblin king

True story: one of the main reasons I decided to watch this show was the story the writer told about wanting to do an episode that was pretty much just The Labyrinth where, mostly because she’s obsessed with some old VHS of some obvious Labyrinth parody Mabel wishes that Dipper would be taken away and then he is and the Goblin King is all “You need to solve my maze to get your brother back!” but Mabel is totally not even into the maze and just keeps hitting on Jareth the whole time and it would be hilarious. And then Disney nixed it because they didn’t think most audiences would appreciate the reference but like they’re clearly wrong because just the fact that they wanted to make the reference got me watching the show in the first place. 
Also hey followers you should watch Gravity Falls. The new season starts in a week giving you a nice long week to catch up on the first season. It’s only 20 episodes and they’re only half an hour. I know you tumblr kids. You can do that in a day.

timemachineyeah:

kidroot:

remember when mabel and her friends turned soos into jareth the goblin king

True story: one of the main reasons I decided to watch this show was the story the writer told about wanting to do an episode that was pretty much just The Labyrinth where, mostly because she’s obsessed with some old VHS of some obvious Labyrinth parody Mabel wishes that Dipper would be taken away and then he is and the Goblin King is all “You need to solve my maze to get your brother back!” but Mabel is totally not even into the maze and just keeps hitting on Jareth the whole time and it would be hilarious. And then Disney nixed it because they didn’t think most audiences would appreciate the reference but like they’re clearly wrong because just the fact that they wanted to make the reference got me watching the show in the first place. 

Also hey followers you should watch Gravity Falls. The new season starts in a week giving you a nice long week to catch up on the first season. It’s only 20 episodes and they’re only half an hour. I know you tumblr kids. You can do that in a day.

strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

fandomsandfeminism:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

"Pro-Lifers" have caused so much unneeded horrific pain in the world. God damn.

fandomsandfeminism:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

"Pro-Lifers" have caused so much unneeded horrific pain in the world. God damn.

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami)

theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

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(Source: bachlobster)

teamvalkyrie:

moriartystayingalive:

hightreas0n:

z0mbiitch:

I didn’t know I was gay

The last gif, oh my.

Literally the first comment.

excuse me Imma go jump on this woman, hold my purse

(Source: silencehappensx)

lordmoonstuff:

gazzymouse:

too-cool-for-facebook:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

I haven’t even saw all the Marvel movies yet and I accept this as canon.

(Source: bisexualethanhunt)

dynastylnoire:

swampmermaids:

4 exclusive hot n steamy promo pics from the fifty shades of grey movie ooh la la l a

:SCREAMS: